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funny story

So the other day, some lady brings in her pet guinea pig who, according to her, had been acting sick for the past 4-5 days. By “sick” she meant it had not been eating or drinking water.

Long story short - The fucking guinea pig had been dead for about 4-5 days. Maggots and all had joined the party.

The lady then claimed that her guinea pig had been raped and killed.

oh…okay….crazy guinea pig lady. have a great day.