December 2011
17 posts
tamburina:
I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.
—
Kim Jong-Il (1941-2011)
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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation...
beyaaaaahh asked: And you are one of my favorite people on Tumblr! <3
funny story
So the other day, some lady brings in her pet guinea pig who, according to her, had been acting sick for the past 4-5 days. By “sick” she meant it had not been eating or drinking water.
Long story short - The fucking guinea pig had been dead for about 4-5 days. Maggots and all had joined the party.
The lady then claimed that her guinea pig had been raped and killed.
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i hated brother sam
extremely happy when he was murdered!