February 2012
6 posts
Stupid quote of the day:
If god wanted my dog to be spayded, Then she would be.
me: -_-
January 2012
12 posts
1 tag
On The Impossible Past leaked.
any links?
yoooo
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– Hellen Keller
December 2011
17 posts
tamburina:
I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.
—
Kim Jong-Il (1941-2011)
1 tag
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation...
beyaaaaahh asked: And you are one of my favorite people on Tumblr! <3
funny story
So the other day, some lady brings in her pet guinea pig who, according to her, had been acting sick for the past 4-5 days. By “sick” she meant it had not been eating or drinking water.
Long story short - The fucking guinea pig had been dead for about 4-5 days. Maggots and all had joined the party.
The lady then claimed that her guinea pig had been raped and killed.
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1 tag
i hated brother sam
extremely happy when he was murdered!
November 2011
23 posts
need netflix
Anonymous asked: God dammit, missed you on cam4 this week. When will you be on next?
1 tag
Student committs suicide, letters reveal he was...
Diyre Mendoza of Mission recalled Saturday, how his little brother, 18-year-old Joaquin Luna, hoped to become an engineer. The undocumented immigrant was a Senior at Juarez Lincoln High School in Mission. “It’s like all these kids that are here, they’re all dependant in that Dream Act to keep on studying,” Mendoza said. The family is now planning Luna’s funeral. They said...
Anonymous asked: I wasn't kidding about cam4, vince.
Anonymous asked: have you ever been in love?
North Carolina woman shoots five kids in the head...
and you thought your monday was shitty…
Anonymous asked: can you go on cam4? you are fucking hot. i'll even tip you.
